Hugh McIntyre
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What We Offer
The following services may be available. Availability is subject to interpretation.
Hugh McIntyre has been described as 'present' and 'existing' by multiple sources. His consultation services have been utilized by entities who prefer not to be named, for purposes that remain appropriately vague.
A passive engagement wherein Hugh McIntyre maintains a state of being. This service is continuous and requires no action from either party. You are currently experiencing this service.
Submitted materials will be received. Receipt does not imply reading. Reading does not imply understanding. Understanding does not imply action. Action does not imply outcome.
This service acknowledges the possibility of future events and prepares accordingly, or does not prepare, depending on factors that cannot be disclosed at this time.
Others Have Said Things
The following may or may not be representative of actual experiences.
"Hugh McIntyre was exactly what we expected, which is to say, we had no expectations, and they were met."
"I found this website by accident. I still don't know why I'm here. I've bookmarked it."
"The consultation went well. I think. I'm not entirely sure what we discussed, but I feel different now."
"Hugh exists. I can confirm this. I have seen evidence that strongly suggests his existence."
TESTIMONIAL VERIFICATION STATUS: INDETERMINATE / COLLECTION METHOD: PASSIVE / CONSENT: IMPLIED / ACCURACY: NOT APPLICABLE